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Aiuta Giovanni a baciare Gaia era una presa per il culo! Boicottiamo la Perugina.

Ci sono cose che non possiamo lasciar correre.
Il gruppo Nestlé Perugina ha compiuto un reato federale rispetto alle leggi dell'amore cosmico: ha carpito la buone fede dei paladini del romanticismo inventando una storia d'amore a solo scopo pubblicitario.
50 MILA brave persone si sono lasciate turlupinare da Giovanni, giovane calvo e occhialuto innamorato della bellissima Gaia. Lei gli promises to kiss him if you ask him in 50 000. He appeals to the sweethearts of the network and find the support of Perugina that puts us pubblicictari boards, hearts made of balloons in the square and so on, making a good impression of an industry that takes a lover and helps him realize his dream. In the end the good John, romantic heroic fighter, managed to find 50 thousand good people who write to Gaia.
Finally she kisses him. But it is not shit.
And sorry if I let myself go to the foul language. Syphilitic dog shit, but here, as Jerry Rubin said, we attack against the syntax of love! Advertising steals the words of feelings!
It 's a terrible thing, it's sabotage alchemical della credibilità delle emozioni. E' una truffa nel settore ARCHETIPI E LOGOS.

So che qualcuno penserà che sto scherzando, che sto esagerando. Ma io sono convinto che questo evento sia molto più grave delle supposte scopate di Berlusconi.
Per chi ritiene che l'amore sia SACRO quel che ha organizzato la Nestlé è una bestemmia inaccettabile. E' un'oltraggio alla Dea Madre.
Altro che Versetti Satanici e vignette contro Allah.
Ma noi siamo un popolo pacifico, noi crediamo all'amore e alla pace e rinunciamo quindi a condannare a morte i dirigenti della Nestlé.
La violenza è una malattia dell'anima quindi noi la ripudiamo.
Ma questo non vuol dire che resteremo inermi di fronte a questo sacrilegio. The advertising has to learn that can not go beyond the limits of decency. And we think that the proper way to express our regret to be civil, ethical and peaceful but no less resolute.
also blamed Nestlé is double because at the end of the whole skit Gaia but the kiss and kissed John 'PATHETIC! ...
say that that is a kiss is another sacrilege, a crime language, another hideous blasphemy against the Immeasurable Astarte, the one who painted pink rays of the morning.
Nestlé has made two unforgivable sins: taking advantage of the good feeling to get publicity (federal offense! Exploitation of feelings of love). Having decided
to conclude the story (fake) with a kiss without passion and without momentum (sleazy contact lip of 0.7 seconds. Other federal crime: demeaning images of passion).

There is only one system in the hands of consumers applying the federal code against Nestlé: the nation's federal code provides for lovers of life in these cases, the boycott of purchases: from tomorrow with the cock still buy Baci!

JOIN THE CAMPAIGN! PUBLIC RELEASE OF A BLOG ON YOUR MEMBERSHIP! Let's See What is' A REAL CAMPAIGN VIRAL! (And it can be tough!)

PS And, moreover, is already under Nestlé boycott for years for promotional activities milk powder for infants conducted in a manner which could damage the spread of breast feeding.
The prosecution is to have in this way induced severe damage to a certain percentage of babies in third world countries.
see: http://www.ribn.it/

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NOTE ON JERRY RUBIN AND THE MEANING OF THIS POLICY INITIATIVE

Jerry Rubin said, "How can I tell you I love it when the advertisement says my car loves Firestone tires? MI HANO KILLED THE WORD I LOVE YOU "after which he launched the movement for bad language, one free from earthy commodification. And because the U.S. was forbidden to swear in public events organized based on language. In a public places a person climbed over a box of beer (the historic symbol of Anglo-Saxon context) and started to make a speech based on love of profanity, until he was arrested. Then another speaker saliva over his box of beer and he began a love swearing. And so on until it either ended or the speakers finished their places in prison.
this spirit of radical struggle, the cultural roots of the columns that hold up this system of shit is what motivates us in our emotional reaction against blasphemy.
It 's a thing we can not let it get away.
It is the future of our children. And do not say so to speak.
The power is now working on an emotional level. Berlusconi wins because it affects the emotions. The left lost because it responds only at the political level.
BEFORE YOU FILL THE PARLIAMENT HAS FILLED THE DREAMS OF BERLUSCONI OF IMAGES OF ITALIAN WOMEN WITHOUT SOUL!
RECLAIM THE EMOTIONS.
E 'deadly!

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LO ZEN E IL MONDO LETTO DAL BASSO

This article is from this link . I would say that as the first item for this blog is perfect. Happy reading!

Have you ever tried to read the emails from lying down? E ' un esperimento da fare. Si scoprono cose molto interessanti.

Poco tempo fa mi sono trovata obbligata a passare qualche giorno forzatamente sdraiata per motivi di salute.
Per la sindrome ipercinetica che colpisce una parte di noi, soprattutto topi di città, la salute spesso rappresenta un dettaglio irrilevante, una sorta di variabile C o D, per non dire Z, che interviene a volte come un effetto disturbante, alla quale al massimo concediamo di fare una piccola gobba nell’andamento rettilineo della nostra vita. Come dirle: vabbè, scocciami, ma non più di tanto, e possibilmente di rado.

E così, a volte questa si prende la rivincita e pure la bella, e ti azzoppa per un po’.
Ma sempre per la stessa sindrome ipercinetica, noi stupidi “workaholics” riusciamo, o cerchiamo, di non darle il gusto di bloccarci troppo, e continuiamo imperterriti a lavorare, in tutte le condizioni.
Pure da sdraiati.

La prima cosa che facciamo: apriamo le emails.
Leggere le emails da sdraiati, con il computer in verticale sul duodeno, è un’esperienza molto intensa. Accade una cosa interessante, un fenomeno naturale assolutamente involontario, ma efficacissimo, che molto ha a che vedere con le più sofisticate tecnologie recenti di risparmio energetico in larga scala: selecting inbound to the sender, not to object, but for stupidity.

lying From the eye can read at speeds unthinkable with respect to the vertical position, and identifies the content immediately useless, convoluted phraseology, motivation, self-serving.
Until we sit we do not perceive the amount of low-quality writings that come to us: letters lengthy, cryptic comments, inane advertising. As if the unique ability to synthesize chlorophyll in the world is still the same, and no more than language.

It 's only when we are holding their breath, with a peak load in the stomach and chin glued to the ribs, and then we hurry to read, which activates a mental filter mesh very close.
The mind becomes shiny, stores all the necessary information, but the news is that stores now, including the very unnecessary, and puts them in a virtual folder accompanied by a note of indignation.

vertical when he returned the note remains in the mind as crucial information.
In essence, those who wrote something stupid while we were horizontal, it will remain for a long time in the "central database" listed as someone who writes stupid things. It will have a chance.

All this in reality is not a momentous discovery: it is called Zen.
Zen is nothing more than to keep in mind always the size of the emptiness of things and search through the bare essentials from unnecessary waste.

Zen helps you select, to give due weight to what happens to us, to turn the light on energy saving in mind. No matter how we get there, if by pulling with a bow, repairing the motorcycle, or reading emails from lying down.
The important thing is that Zen helps us to recover the value of time, teaching us to use it better, but above all to restore value to the words and their intelligent use that too often forgotten.

Isabella Goldmann

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Folta e infinita è la schiera degli stupidi (1° puntata)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It starts here in a long journey of human stupidity, and unconsciously courageously undertaken by myself for a while 'time now. Up till now I rarely gave the news with no precise connotation of serious scientific study, but now you change the music.
begin by talking about stupidity of bigotry, or the Cultural Center St. George ( www.ccsg.it only for those who dare).
I must admit, before starting the verbiage that the sites in question are not just crap, but something real, which could well reflect. Everything around you, But is such an absurdity that literally left me stunned. Not to bore you tell what I read in summary form on the website but we can literally spend hours reading the various articles found.
The CCSG is the presence of a little subliminal messages' anywhere in the world around us: movies, music records, advertising, and so on. So far so good, so that reveals hidden frames taken from film Sleuth (for example, "Bianca & Bernie" appears in two frames a topless woman), and publish a list of songs that are (or were) no messages subliminal, hidden or otherwise, listen to them by spinning the disk on the contrary. I've heard alcuni (sono presenti gli estratti incriminati in Mp3), e devo ammettere che alcuni sono proprio chiari, si capiscono nitidamente le parole del messaggio (ad esempio quello di Edoardo Bennato in "Kaiawanna"). Ma su altri ci vuole molta, molta, molta fantasia per riuscire a trovare un significato a dei suoni che altro non sono che parole ascoltate al contrario (ad esempio Madonna in "Like a prayer", che secondo chi gestisce il sito conterrebbe un'invocazione a Satana). Sarà che non sono uno studioso e ci capisco poco, ma secondo me chiunque non riuscirebbe a capire cosa significhino quei suoni, a meno che non lo sappia già.
Comunque, dal discorso dei messaggi subliminali i redattori del sito hanno messo in piedi pagine e pagine di una theory, states that here soon, but I invite you to deepen your own.
In essence, the world would be governed by a group of Freemasons, Zionists, who is no more than the directors of the most powerful U.S. corporations, which would create an empire made up of puppet governments (as we have managed it very well , in fact), financed with the proceeds of international drug trafficking (in fact, the editors governments could choke it off at any time, but not in their interests). To remain firmly in control would have taken a number of measures such as reducing the birth rate (population growth = growth in political, military and economic in their view), removal religion (who does not believe in nothing is more manipulable) and moved to individualism in society (a mass of people does not react as a society atomized compact).
Already here we are on the border between reality and fantasy, but nevertheless it retains some shred of credibility. The beauty comes a detailed analysis on this site as they apply the four measures described above: to reduce the birth rate, the Freemason-Zionist lobby was introduced into society occindentale the terrible disease of rock 'n' roll, which inevitably leads to corruption sex of the listener and the dance (in fact, translated into English, means "pitch and roll" or something like that would be a clear reference to the swaying of the car in which the couples are quiet). The rock would have increased alarmingly pornography, so much so that when he arrived in Italy with it would have appeared even pornographic magazines did not exist previously. Then you add to this pandemic of homosexuality, according to the authors of the site, can be controlled and stopped, and even as a work of charity is a duty for everyone to help heal a homosexual (not to mention the question that arise at 'inside the article: "Homosexuality is a choice or a disease?" stupid question in itself, to give you an answer that does not respond to anything). All this is leading to una pansessualizzazione della civiltà occidentale, ovvero stiamo piano piano diventando tutti più ricettivi agli stimoli sessuali: stanno cercando di fare di noi dei maniaci.
Potrei scrivere molto più a lungo, ma preferisco fermarmi qui. Vi segnalo solo alcune altre cose che potrete trovare nel sito: superbia delle donne e loro disprezzo del genere maschile, tutta la verità (!) su Sigmund Freud e le sue balle sulla psicanalisi (!!), metodi per abbattere il morale della popolazione, e tanto altro.
Personalmente, mi sento di affermare che non ho mai letto così tante balle una di seguito all'altra. Gli autori tentano in tutti i modi di smascherare "false verità", rifilando a loro volta minchiate colossali, che have already questionable at the level of review, let alone when they are presented as statements based ...

[... the saga continues with more stupid in the meantime there not recommend to visit the site of the CCSG. Or, just do it sometimes, then look on this disintossicatevi site, where there are all the comments I've failed to do in this post]