time ago, the evil engineer Nicola Vaccarezza made a sensational public scientific innovations patented by him, held them up to public appreciation as an inventor of genius. It was the invention of Grade Riding . The usual
Blog flatterers of Vaccarezza even published a laudatory article in which Einstein defined as Vaccarezza, Vaccarezza indeed attributed to the same intellectual leadership about the inventor of the theory of relativity.
Now we can expose that scoundrel (Vaccarezza talking about, not Einstein). The invention of the Grade scopiazzatura Riding is actually a pretty good and the beers of the Beaufort Scale, devised by a talented drunken Norwegian.
It circulates from time on the internet. To those not familiar, here it is shown below:
Beaufort scale of Beers. The measures are a pint.
1. (1) The floor is flat.
2. (2) The mood rises, the jaw starts to tremble, hints of waves in your hair.
3. (3) hint of a smile on the sides of the mouth, the floor is still flat.
4. (4) Slight water mark on the ground, more and more pretty girls in the room, other drinks in sight, out loud.
5. (5) High tide reaches even the tables, the smaller glasses tipping or falling. Toni daring and even palpated with the women at random.
6. (6) The visibility is lowered. Navigation proceeds in an unsatisfactory manner. Arriving waves, is a hive of drinks. The amount of speech increases, the number of words is reduced. More and more daring with women, any person becomes pretty, to approach any woman in transit.
7. (7) lack of visibility. Orientation problems. High tide and the difficulty of maintaining the route. Old jokes are repeated. Everything is fun. Small devastation and broken glasses. The world's problems are resolved. The power increases. Reducing the number of friends.
8. (8) further reduced visibility. Route out of control. Even collisions. Other glasses upside down. Chairs also reversed. The problem of atomic is resolved.
9. (9) zero visibility. Commands out of order. Function speaking very low. Glasses flying in the air. The tables are turned.
10. (10) can not reach the toilet. The bodily functions are carried out locally. Battle with broken bottles. The types of Bergen begin to sing. Other scuffle. Those of Mor laugh. Events are not yet perceived.
11. (11) floor rolling. Difficulty in staying upright. Chairs flying in the air. Tables overturned. Bouncer kicked out. Violations of the nasal septum and human rights. Power completely disappeared.
12. (12) can not stay upright. The worst spirits are scattered. The lamps removed. The police arrive and riscompare immediately. Windows open and close the doors. The types of Mor laugh, a lot of blood on the floor and walls.
13. (13) Drink strongest arrival. Great destruction. Radiators removed and thrown through the windows (already broken). Arrival of unconsciousness. The arrival of more police is minimalism. The police, who breaks down the door is to die laughing. Between hysterical laughter and one vomited. The floorboards are removed, the rest of the furniture destroyed.
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