Thursday, September 3, 2009

How Much To Ship Computer Cross Country

Folta e infinita è la schiera degli stupidi (3° puntata)

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Una tecnologia veramente rivoluzionaria sarebbe quella che ti permette di vedere la pubblicità che vuoi quando vuoi e per quanto vuoi. Anzi, ci vorrebbe un canale solo ed esclusivamente di pubblicità. No, 10 canali, per 10 tipi di pubblicità diverse. Cominciando a dividere le pubblicità idiote da quelle un po' meno.
Per esempio: ora di cena, finisce il Tg e iniziano gli spot. Tu sei ancora lì che ti chiedi cosa c'entri Sandro Bondi con il Festival del Cinema di Venezia, e senti dalla tv una seductive woman's voice saying "In my heart there is Chilly. Eh?
Make time to finish the mouthful of coughing choked you hear another blonde exclaimed: "Try Activia! With its actiregularis Bifidus helps your natural regularity." But I still have the bite in my mouth and I already think eject? Which was then at least something decent ... but is broadcast twice each ex-publicist, which means several dozen times a day! Of course it helps regularity, with each time you send to hell and all the Danone Activia sooner or later you run away to you!
Not to mention the advertising towel! Until recently raged on TV at all hours an unfortunate bookseller in eternal waiting for a menstrual cycle that lasted until the next detachment, and each time he complained of being electric. A party who does not know how she did not bleed to death (probably also served as the absorbent pad), but then having regard to the production of energy because it will not go to Enel? We then recall
Vagisil cream, which is enough for me to name it cause an unpleasant itching underwear, caused by the friction of the balls that spin at supersonic speed?

The list is long, I self-censored for decency. What is lacking above all to those who think and makes certain spot, and consequently those who broadcasts in a relentless and invasive.
My opinion is that if democracy works, avremmo la possibilità di scegliere anche queste cose. Purtroppo la democrazia che avevamo l'abbiamo esportata tutta...

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